me: does nothing for five days
me: today is a "me" day I deserve it I need to relax

toastoat:
“toastoat:
“congratulations guys this is a recond
” ”

toastoat:

toastoat:

congratulations guys this is a recond

image
image

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  limestone is made from petrified limes


shrekiravevo:
“NO SHIT
”

shrekiravevo:

NO SHIT


aimematch:

well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower


iv-saur:
“iv-saur:
“iv-saur:
“this color is badass
” ”
please kill me
”

iv-saur:

iv-saur:

iv-saur:

this color is badass

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please kill me


every disaster movie ever
scientist: don't do that
military official: lol


woofle:

woofle:

i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it

it’s true i saw it with my own eyes



forevercryingbecausemerlin:

gayeskimos:

notgoingtosaygoodbye:

combeferret:

combeferret:

who was the roundest knight at king arthur’s round table

sir cumference

get out

he ate too much pi

oh my god


omgtsn:
“ is this a game to you
”

omgtsn:

is this a game to you


fulfillments:

there’s a special place in heaven for people who upload entire albums to youtube


deduct:

I really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because I looked bad


2kiki:
“ and i think to myself
what a wonderful world
”

2kiki:

and i think to myself

what a wonderful world